After three weeks in Egypt, Dave and I are practically Egyptologists. For those of you following from home, here's a primer on ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics.
|Your tour guide to ancient Egypt.|
You can confirm his authenticity by the beard.
You can see the two Pharaohs on the left went for a chicken dinner (w/sides),
while our friend on the right enjoyed a hot soup and rolls.
|Juggler. The ancient Egyptians had only mastered juggling with two balls.|
It is believed that a third ball was introduced by Alexander the Great and his conquering army.
(How to snuggle in the brutal Egyptian heat)
|Cocktail waiter. Also, huge erection.|
|Ancient makeup kit (comb, mascara wand, powder compact, lipstick, nail trimmer)|
|Ancient Egyptian ice cream sundae|
|Dancing the hora at a Jewish wedding (must have been a day off from pyramid-building)|
|Rock on! (early shockaaair?)|
|A crack hair & make-up team is always on-call|
|Multiplicity - "I like pizza."|
|Ancient Egypt Air flight|
(back then cocktails were still free)
|I Didn't Even Know I Was Pregnant!|
Even more photos of hieroglyphics can be found here.